The KaiserShip of Masvala is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Kaiser Söze with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.238 billion Masvalans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Unicorn island. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Masvalan economy, worth 800 trillion Pintas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,761 Pintas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The official Masvalan Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and crime pays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Masvala's national animal is the Unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Unicornism.

Masvala is ranked 14,634^th in the world and 617^th in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 359.69 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.