The Mysterious Teachings of Master Sable is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 19.389 billion Master Sableans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katmandu. The average income tax rate is 21.8%.

The very strong Master Sablean economy, worth a remarkable 1,201 trillion Sables a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 61,968 Sables, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Master Sable's new capital, Mink is one of the most popular forenames in Master Sable, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, and it's always rabbit season. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Master Sable's national animal is the Mink, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Master Sable is ranked 196,238^th in the world and 12^th in The Watchtower for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 878.95 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.