The Autonomous Construct of Massive Mechanical is a behemoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 50.572 billion Massive Mechanicalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Education and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. The average income tax rate is 4.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Massive Mechanicalian economy, worth a remarkable 6,694 trillion bolts a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,366 bolts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The hills are alive with the sound of ringtones, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, and 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Massive Mechanical's national animal is the rhinoceros, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Massive Mechanical is ranked 303,168^th in the world and 3^rd in Ztorque for Lowest Crime Rates, with 16.7 law-abiding acts per hour.