The District of Maskva is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 20.575 billion Maskvans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The very strong Maskvan economy, worth a remarkable 1,292 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 62,816 aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 181,922 per year while the poor average 17,188, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Maskva has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Maskva's national animal is the bovina, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Maskva is ranked 60,881^st in the world and 1^st in Moskva for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.67 percentage of bribes refused.