The District of Masaryk is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 14.313 billion Masarykians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 16.3%.

The Masarykian economy, worth 745 trillion aurums a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 52,115 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, organ donation is compulsory, a government program is underway to revitalize Masaryk's beaches, and Masaryk has designated District City as its capital city. Crime is relatively low. Masaryk's national animal is the bovina.

Masaryk is ranked 202,600^th in the world and 1^st in Masaryk for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.64 law-abiding acts per hour.