The Kingdom of Marset is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mojojojo with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, aversion to nipples, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.565 billion Marsetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.0%.

The thriving Marsetian economy, worth 360 trillion Feathers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,904 Feathers, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Being Mojojojo has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Mojojojo day after day, and government winter plans get a frosty reception. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Marset's national animal is the Rick Astley, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Marset is ranked 196,809^th in the world and 86^th in Japan for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 58.63 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.