Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 35thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 65thLargest Agricultural Sector: 85th
The Ostentatious Grand Duchy of
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For all whom miss 1908.
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Markreich

Population40.207 billion

CapitalOld Markburg
LeaderMark
FaithThe Old Believers

CurrencyMark
AnimalNeon Tetra

The Ostentatious Grand Duchy of Markreich is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mark with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 40.207 billion Markreichians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, with Industry, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Markburg. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Markreichian economy, worth an astonishing 17,638 trillion Marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 438,689 Marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,726,374 per year while the poor average 75,661, a ratio of 22.8 to 1.

Artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, and jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Markreich's national animal is the Neon Tetra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Old Believers.

Markreich is ranked 1,721st in the world and 1st in The Village for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 30,376.71 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 35thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 65thLargest Agricultural Sector: 85thMost Stationary: 111thHighest Economic Output: 149thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 152ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 169thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 182ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 189thLargest Publishing Industry: 190thMost Cultured: 403rdMost Efficient Economies: 484thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 553rdRudest Citizens: 614thHighest Average Incomes: 658thMost Cheerful Citizens: 695thSmartest Citizens: 712thMost Valuable International Artwork: 715thLargest Populations: 726thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 743rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 802ndMost Armed: 882ndHighest Food Quality: 899thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,114thMost Devout: 1,225thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,292ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,384thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,614thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,707thLargest Retail Industry: 1,721stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,116thTop
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Most Developed: 3,239thMost Inclusive: 3,725thSafest: 4,064thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,202ndMost Influential: 6,418thLowest Crime Rates: 8,218thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,031stLargest Mining Sector: 10,079thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,123rdLargest Governments: 12,641stLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,183rdTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,837thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,341stMost Advanced Public Education: 21,219thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,489th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Markreich, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is.
  • : Following new legislation in Markreich, souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Markreich, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
  • : Following new legislation in Markreich, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in Markreich, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Markreich, the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy.
  • : Markreich was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Markreich, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Markreich, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Markreich, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.

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