The Madness of March Hare is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.453 billion March Hareans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and International Aid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.0%.

The strong March Harean economy, worth 995 trillion Tea Cups a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. Average income is 34,993 Tea Cups, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 237,912 per year while the poor average 1,880, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem. March Hare's national animal is the Hare, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

March Hare is ranked 284,801^st in the world and 29^th in Hippy Haven for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.71 kickbacks per hour.