The Armed Republic of Mapleleaves5 is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, ritual sacrifices, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 2.739 billion Mapleleaves5ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 33.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Mapleleaves5ian economy, worth 98.5 trillion forks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,959 forks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Mapleleaves5 City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, politicians are forced to wear portable lie detectors at all times, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, and radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mapleleaves5's national animal is the Militarized Penguin.

Mapleleaves5 is ranked 259,369^th in the world and 3^rd in Lush Forests for Safest, scoring 25.16 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.