The Kingdom of Mankitownland is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by King Ælex XI with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.783 billion Mandashians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dávquilia. The average income tax rate is 10.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mandashian economy, worth a remarkable 3,894 trillion Tickeques a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 218,980 Tickeques, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime is totally unknown. Mankitownland's national animal is the Mandashián Gorilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fráncigaism.

Mankitownland is ranked 254,512^th in the world and 13,675^th in Osiris for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,547.08 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.