The United Socialist Republic of Mandicoria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by The Council with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.301 billion Mandicorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kreskin. The average income tax rate is 63.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Mandicorian economy, worth a remarkable 4,091 trillion Ration Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 161,697 Ration Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Mandicorian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, and commercial ships often report keel and hull damage from coral reef impacts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mandicoria's national animal is the Arctic Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Mandicoria is ranked 283,998^th in the world and 4^th in Altea for Least Corrupt Governments, with 66.49 percentage of bribes refused.