Safest: 7,806thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,252ndMost Pacifist: 8,933rd
The International Zone of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
The Land Divided - The World United
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Mandate Of The Panama Canal

Population2.375 billion

CapitalPanama City
LeaderThe Constituent Assembly

CurrencyPanamanian Balboa
AnimalPanamanian Golden Frog

The International Zone of Mandate Of The Panama Canal is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Constituent Assembly with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.375 billion Panamanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panama City. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Panamanian economy, worth 181 trillion Panamanian Balboas a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,615 Panamanian Balboas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship, and lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mandate Of The Panama Canal's national animal is the Panamanian Golden Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mandate Of The Panama Canal is ranked 18,038th in the world and 80th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Cultured, scoring 91 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Safest: 7,806thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,252ndMost Pacifist: 8,933rdNicest Citizens: 11,152ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,266thMost Accessible: 15,053rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,085thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 15,653rdHighest Food Quality: 16,517thMost Inclusive: 16,574thMost Cultured: 18,038thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,558thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,312thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,097thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,557thLongest Average Lifespans: 24,164thMost Income Equality: 24,818thMost Cheerful Citizens: 25,785thSmartest Citizens: 29,727th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionSafest: 44th in the regionMost Pacifist: 49th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 52nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 60th in the regionMost Accessible: 63rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 71st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 75th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 76th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 78th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Cultured: 80th in the regionMost Inclusive: 80th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 86th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 93rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 111th in the regionBest Weather: 115th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 134th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 134th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 143rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 152nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 152nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 155th in the regionLargest Governments: 178th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mandate Of The Panama Canal was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest and Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Mandate Of The Panama Canal, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".
  • : Following new legislation in Mandate Of The Panama Canal, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship.
  • : Following new legislation in Mandate Of The Panama Canal, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Mandate Of The Panama Canal, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
  • : Following new legislation in Mandate Of The Panama Canal, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
  • : Following new legislation in Mandate Of The Panama Canal, public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Mandate Of The Panama Canal, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Mandate Of The Panama Canal, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
  • : Following new legislation in Mandate Of The Panama Canal, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.

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