
| Population | 2.375 billion |
| Capital | Panama City |
| Leader | The Constituent Assembly |
| Currency | Panamanian Balboa |
| Animal | Panamanian Golden Frog |
The International Zone of Mandate Of The Panama Canal is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Constituent Assembly with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.375 billion Panamanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panama City. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Panamanian economy, worth 181 trillion Panamanian Balboas a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,615 Panamanian Balboas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship, and lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mandate Of The Panama Canal's national animal is the Panamanian Golden Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Mandate Of The Panama Canal is ranked 18,038th in the world and 80th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Cultured, scoring 91 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Mandate Of The Panama Canal was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest and Most Pacifist.
- : Following new legislation in
Mandate Of The Panama Canal, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".
- : Following new legislation in
Mandate Of The Panama Canal, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship.
- : Following new legislation in
Mandate Of The Panama Canal, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
- : Following new legislation in
Mandate Of The Panama Canal, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles.
- : Following new legislation in
Mandate Of The Panama Canal, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
- : Following new legislation in
Mandate Of The Panama Canal, public ferries only carry enough lifeboats for the first-class passengers.
- : Following new legislation in
Mandate Of The Panama Canal, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
- : Following new legislation in
Mandate Of The Panama Canal, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
- : Following new legislation in
Mandate Of The Panama Canal, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.


































