The Not Late Updating Ungovernor of Mandalord is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 7.583 billion raiders enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 36.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish raider economy, worth 126 trillion rubledollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 16,683 rubledollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, surveillance cameras are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mandalord's national animal is the malicious Osiran shadow hawk.

Mandalord is ranked 309,452^nd in the world and 3,576^th in The catholic military orders for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 10,660.5 Standard Monetary Units.