The Mammoit Colony of Mammo 2 is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cromwell Sellos with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.4 billion Mammoits are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Public Transport, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Úinjok. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The powerhouse Pure Mammoit economy, worth 318 trillion Daddoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 59,071 Daddoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 294,603 per year while the poor average 6,675, a ratio of 44.1 to 1.

Protestors are soaking piles of Daddoes in blood to make a point about government incomes, people are arrested for looking too sternly at whales, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, and reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mammo 2's national animal is the Dog, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mammo 2 is ranked 259,050^th in the world and 13,927^th in Osiris for Nicest Citizens, with 8.23 average smiles per day.