Fattest Citizens: 2,607thLargest Retail Industry: 2,974thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,328th
The Grand Duchy of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Strength Through Freedom
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Mamedde

Population1.237 billion

Currencyflorin
Animallion

The Grand Duchy of Mamedde is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.237 billion Mameddeans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Mameddean economy, worth 142 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 115,519 florins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 736,024 per year while the poor average 7,471, a ratio of 98.5 to 1.

Wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, and the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Mameddeans any less frightened. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Mamedde's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mamedde is ranked 286,524th in the world and 1,023rd in Concord for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.94 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Fattest Citizens: 2,607thLargest Retail Industry: 2,974thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,328thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,658thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,539thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,350thMost Primitive: 8,543rdLargest Mining Sector: 11,336thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,350thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,803rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 18,999thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,084thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,160thSafest: 22,253rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27,569thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28,745thMost Pro-Market: 29,841stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 32,338th
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Fattest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 23rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 39th in the regionMost Primitive: 39th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 43rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 44th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 45th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 51st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 71st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 89th in the regionMost Patriotic: 93rd in the regionSafest: 113th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 114th in the regionMost Devout: 115th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mamedde, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Mameddeans any less frightened.
  • : Following new legislation in Mamedde, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans.
  • : Following new legislation in Mamedde, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Mamedde, wealthy students ride to school past mendicant dropouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Mamedde, deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives.
  • : Following new legislation in Mamedde, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Mamedde, survivors receive aid from only the most environmentally-friendly transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Mamedde, automotive regulators are throwing in the towel.
  • : Following new legislation in Mamedde, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
  • : Mamedde was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

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