The Federal Republic of Mambo 9 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.548 billion Mambo 9ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 68.9%.

The very strong Mambo 9ian economy, worth 125 trillion monies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 81,390 monies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, and hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 9's national animal is the card, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mambo 9 is ranked 10,211^th in the world and 7^th in Izern for Safest, scoring 119.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.