The Republic of Mambo 51 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 1.134 billion Mambo 51ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.6%.

The very strong Mambo 51ian economy, worth 75.7 trillion Izerns a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,768 Izerns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Mambo 51ians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, teachers regularly paddle unruly students, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine, and a major religion has been named as Mambo 51's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 51's national animal is the Izern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mambo 51 is ranked 248,611^th in the world and 564^th in Izern for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.