The Republic of Mambo 39 is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its digital currency, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.294 billion Mambo 39ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 52.7%.

The powerhouse Mambo 39ian economy, worth 110 trillion Izerns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,682 Izerns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, supervisors in Mambo 39 commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, and human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mambo 39's national animal is the Izern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mambo 39 is ranked 200,665^th in the world and 256^th in Izern for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.29 percentage of bribes refused.