The Patience of Malpata is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Roger with an even hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 29.546 billion Malpatans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malpa. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Malpatan economy, worth 368 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 12,483 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, Nihilism has been named as Malpata's national religion, Roger has just been declared ruler of Malpata in an international press conference, and Malpata has designated Malpa as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malpata's national animal is the fox and its national religion is Nihilism.

Malpata is ranked 112,065^th in the world and 2^nd in Russia Federation for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,688.59 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.