The Central Office of Mallia Panica Administrator is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.428 billion Mallia Panica Administratorians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 9.6%.

The Mallia Panica Administratorian economy, worth 286 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 38,606 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Military funding has been stripped back, all recreational drugs are legal, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Mallia Panica Administrator's national animal is the Shopper, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mallia Panica Administrator is ranked 53,853^rd in the world and 3^rd in Mallia Panica for Nicest Citizens, with 16.29 average smiles per day.