The United Intelligentsia of Malgrave is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Nadzieja Brzezicki with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 28.158 billion Malgraveans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epping. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Malgravean economy, worth a remarkable 5,193 trillion Malvians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 184,451 Malvians, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malgrave's national animal is the Otter, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ancestorism.

Malgrave is ranked 2,804^th in the world and 4^th in Mystria for Safest, scoring 141.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.