The Parliamentary Republic of Malenkia is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Serukal Pevalekas with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.341 billion Malenkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aldrakain. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Malenkian economy, worth 926 trillion Ekuans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 173,554 Ekuans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Entomologists flock to Aldrakain for its remarkable gadfly population, one little fight can find you movin' to be the fresh prince of Ilba, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malenkia's national animal is the Northern Prairie Skink, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Malenkia is ranked 131,844^th in the world and 1^st in Cavatakia for Largest Populations, with 5.34 billion capita.