The Dominion of Malalaime is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.996 billion Malalaimeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 19.4%.

The Malalaimean economy, worth 100 trillion Slakas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 50,440 Slakas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and the well-to-do in Esportiva are never on time for important appointments. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malalaime's national animal is the Hawksbill sea turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Malalaime is ranked 13,357^th in the world and 3^rd in Esportiva for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,550.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.