The Matriarchy of Makasta9 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Klara with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.86 billion Makasta9ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uwu. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Makasta9ian economy, worth 893 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,656 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Many in Makasta9 are born in the purple, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Makasta9's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vexism.

Makasta9 is ranked 23,071^st in the world and 7^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.34 law-abiding acts per hour.