The Makasta is a sinner of Makasta33 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, soft-spoken computers, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 6.398 billion Makasta33ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.0%.

The Makasta33ian economy, worth 558 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,365 bitcoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 278,764 per year while the poor average 20,815, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, prison is a nightmare, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Makasta33's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Makasta33 is ranked 206,181^st in the world and 6,187^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -3.46 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.