The Republic of Maidenworld is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.358 billion Maidenworldians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The strong Maidenworldian economy, worth 87.0 trillion Tours a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 64,038 Tours, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Maidenworld's national animal is the Stage, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Maidenworld is ranked 19,523^rd in the world and 1^st in Thalassocratic Empire for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5,146.34 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.