The Blumierite Spider Empire of Maid Mimi is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Spider Empress Mimi Mimikins with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.74 billion Maid Mimians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.8%.

The powerhouse Maid Mimian economy, worth 148 trillion rubies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 84,966 rubies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 725,260 per year while the poor average 1,743, a ratio of 415 to 1.

Meteorologists are instantly recognizable from their luxury cars and jewelry, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Maid Mimian citizenship in droves, and open-heart surgery is taught in seminaries. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Maid Mimi's national animal is the spider, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Maid Mimi is ranked 274,256^th in the world and 11^th in Castle Bleck for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.27 percentage of bribes refused.