The Rogue Nation of Magpie Fleet is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 605 million Aoleirkawkrieze are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Banana. The average income tax rate is 61.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Aoleirkawkriese economy, worth 12.4 trillion Kawkris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 20,536 Kawkris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, no one engages in 'locker room talk' any more, declaring that "some kids are just born evil" is not endearing Leader to progressive thinkers, and real men are endangered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magpie Fleet's national animal is the Magpie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Magpie Fleet is ranked 67,768^th in the world and 13^th in Phantom for Nicest Citizens, with 16.29 average smiles per day.