The Most Serene Republic of Magolor is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-working, devout population of 2.553 billion Magolorians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Magolorian economy, worth 307 trillion Star Rods a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,547 Star Rods, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 416,419 per year while the poor average 25,522, a ratio of 16.3 to 1.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses', more and more musicians are refusing to put labels on their sound, and no one gossips with Leader during diplomatic summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magolor's national animal is the Fire Lion.

Magolor is ranked 52,910^th in the world and 3^rd in The Fountain of Dreams for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 67.5 Effective Tax Rate.