The Imperial Thematic Federation of MAGNUS CAESAR is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tzar Primus with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 14.815 billion Magnus Caesarian Romans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chrionopolis. The average income tax rate is 18.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Roman economy, worth a remarkable 2,070 trillion Denarii a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,762 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM, many believe that Tzar Primus's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, and write-in candidate 'Tzar Primus Sucks' is perennially popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. MAGNUS CAESAR's national animal is the Golden Jackal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chalcedonian Christianity.

MAGNUS CAESAR is ranked 262,306^th in the world and 5^th in Byzantine Christendom for Least Corrupt Governments, with 86.58 percentage of bribes refused.