The Etnostaat of Magna Batavia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Rijksleider with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.813 billion Magna Batavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rijkshoofdstad Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 67.0%.

The very strong Magna Batavian economy, worth a remarkable 3,636 trillion Rijksguldens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 104,454 Rijksguldens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, The Rijksleider is the self-declared God of all Magna Batavia, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magna Batavia's national animal is the Rijksadelaar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Etnonationalisme.

Magna Batavia is ranked 137,488^th in the world and 9^th in Union of Nationalists for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,311.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.