The Archangelic Legion of Magdalene Romania is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Anatolie Ardealeanu with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 14.424 billion Romanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of București. The average income tax rate is 49.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Romanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,282 trillion romanuls a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,561 romanuls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, and a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magdalene Romania's national animal is the lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Valentinianism.

Magdalene Romania is ranked 704^th in the world and 1^st in Pecan Sandies for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 11,817.04 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.