The Oppressed Peoples of Magane3 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its hatred of cheese, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 9.552 billion Magane3ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Magane3ian economy, worth 89.6 trillion Souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,382 Souls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Magane3's national animal is the Human.

Magane3 is ranked 134,754^th in the world and 16^th in Japanese Black Metal Scene for Most Beautiful Environments, with 524.94 pounds of wildlife per square mile.