The Queendom of Magaala Gabuuti is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.443 billion Magaala Gabuutians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 7.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Magaala Gabuutian economy, worth 543 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 52,001 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, Harry Potter books are banned, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and a government program is underway to revitalize Magaala Gabuuti's beaches. Crime is relatively low. Magaala Gabuuti's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Magaala Gabuuti is ranked 209,417^th in the world and 7^th in Timor Leste for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.06 kickbacks per hour.