The Republic of Maemae is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Tito with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 5.184 billion Maemaeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toledo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Maemaean economy, worth 500 trillion kramas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,512 kramas, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, it is a silent spring in Maemae, and in-cite-ment never happens at tea parties. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Maemae's national animal is the Unicorn.

Maemae is ranked 42,700^th in the world and 7^th in Sex for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,177.25 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.