The Protectorate of Mad God is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 4.522 billion Mad Godians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 36.5%.

The Mad Godian economy, worth 174 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,498 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Throwing a sickie is a serious crime, doctors refer to inner-cities as newbie zones, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mad God's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mad God is ranked 181,278^th in the world and 6^th in Te Waipounamu for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.97 percentage of bribes refused.