The Republic of Mack Dirt Diver Gerhardt is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.998 billion Mack Dirt Diver Gerhardtians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Griffith. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.8%.

The very strong Mack Dirt Diver Gerhardtian economy, worth 720 trillion Bullets a year, is highly specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 31,328 Bullets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 93,149 per year while the poor average 8,260, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

Mack Dirt Diver Gerhardt has designated Fort Griffith as its capital city and Leader has just been declared ruler of Mack Dirt Diver Gerhardt in an international press conference. Crime is a problem. Mack Dirt Diver Gerhardt's national animal is the Unit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mack Dirt Diver Gerhardt is ranked 245,131^st in the world and 78^th in Spear Danes for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -21.21 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.