The Republic of Macedon is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.832 billion Macedonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Macedonian economy, worth 521 trillion denars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 40,614 denars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 261,765 per year while the poor average 2,546, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Macedon's national animal is the bucephalus, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Macedon is ranked 268,682^nd in the world and 3^rd in Macedon for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.