The Kingdom of Macadania is a mammoth, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.414 billion Macadanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 24.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Macadanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,181 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 337,925 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, last minute own-goals raise the suspicious eyebrows of sporting authorities, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, and heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Macadania's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Macadania is ranked 194,860^th in the world and 1^st in Macadanian Isolationist Sphere for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 487.47 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.