The Kingdom of Macadania is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.281 billion Macadanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 21.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Macadanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,059 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 329,613 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, a century of peace does not preclude peace negotiations, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, and sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Macadania's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Macadania is ranked 1,870^th in the world and 1^st in Macadanian Isolationist Sphere for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 14,768.2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.