The Republic of M 60 is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and smutty television. The compassionate population of 2.537 billion M 60ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 21.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient M 60ian economy, worth 91.6 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,086 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. M 60's national animal is the giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

M 60 is ranked 24,033^rd in the world and 6^th in Stygian Abbey for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 1 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.