The Nefarious Dominion of M00s3 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Douglas Moose with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.919 billion M00s3ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moosehome. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.7%.

The M00s3ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,602 trillion zeniis a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 61,820 zeniis, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward, M00s3ian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. M00s3's national animal is the bull moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

M00s3 is ranked 309,501^st in the world and 16,899^th in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 0.73 average smiles per day.