The Republic of Lzz is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.769 billion Lazzians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The strong Lzzian economy, worth 174 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 62,792 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lzz's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Lzz is ranked 47,462^nd in the world and 4^th in Pacifism for Smartest Citizens, with 45.04 quips per hour.