Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,058thFattest Citizens: 9,604thMost Influential: 14,915th
The Crown and Trident of
Mother Knows Best State
This is a meritocracy. No one has as much merit as I do
Queen Cari Bobson Arrna
Influence
Envoy
Cyning Cari
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Lycos

Population9.795 billion

CapitalMt Lycos
LeaderQueen Cari Bobson Arrna
Faithcouping

Currencylyc
Animalwolf

The Crown and Trident of Lycos is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Cari Bobson Arrna with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.795 billion Lycans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mt Lycos. The average income tax rate is 14.7%.

The strong Lycan economy, worth 498 trillion lycs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 50,854 lycs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The industries of Lycos are coughing all the way to the bank, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, even snitches get stitches, and Queen Cari Bobson Arrna is plotting to coup the Pacific (Lycos has found 1 easter egg). Crime is moderate. Lycos's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is couping.

Lycos is ranked 19,855th in the world and 1st in Niamark for Most Stationary, with 1,631.24883794452 days.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,058thFattest Citizens: 9,604thTop
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Most Influential: 14,915thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,327thMost Stationary: 19,855thMost Ignorant Citizens: 28,342nd
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the region

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