The Great Socialist Jamahiriya of Lybise is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Brotherly Leader Muammar Gaddafi with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, prohibition of alcohol, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.138 billion Libyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tripoli. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Libyan economy, worth 403 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 128,512 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens, Brotherly Leader Muammar Gaddafi's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lybise's national animal is the Steppe Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Lybise is ranked 267,456^th in the world and 1,017^th in Talonia for Least Corrupt Governments, with 82.2 percentage of bribes refused.