The Commonwealth of LwL is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.285 billion LwLians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 26.6%.

The LwLian economy, worth 168 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,382 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's Dreadnought-class tankbuster limousine is said to have more ammunition than the entire Brancalandian Army, LwLian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, and teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LwL's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

LwL is ranked 148,042^nd in the world and 2^nd in Chogoris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 17.18 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.