The Republic of Lustenneria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jorro Iniesta with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.183 billion Lustennerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lustenville. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lustennerian economy, worth 416 trillion Lusten Dollars a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,408 Lusten Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lustenneria's national animal is the Hyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Hand of Lusten.

Lustenneria is ranked 203,220^th in the world and 7,623^rd in Osiris for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.22 percentage of bribes refused.