The Borderlands of LunWard is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 1.851 billion Lunvarian borderland residents are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vilrelia. The average income tax rate is 51.7%.

The Lunvarian borderland resident economy, worth 75.3 trillion Lun-kroner a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 40,677 Lun-kroner, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

LunWard has designated Vilrelia as its capital city, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, the only women behind bars are barmaids, and "The Pride of the Lunvarian borderland resident Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LunWard's national animal is the Eagle-owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

LunWard is ranked 302,764^th in the world and 1^st in Nord Union for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -7.27 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.