The Republic of Lunkland is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 235 million Lunklandians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lunklandian economy, worth 20.7 trillion krugs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 88,154 krugs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 309,581 per year while the poor average 18,201, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

School uniforms are compulsory, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, and the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lunkland's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lunkland is ranked 195,762^nd in the world and 701^st in Concord for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.42 percentage of bribes refused.