The United States of Lunia and Surnai is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Nii Akiko with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 9.563 billion Lunian and Surnainese enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Tokyo. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Lunian and Surnaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,595 trillion Lunias a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 166,892 Lunias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives, Goldilocks has found a lucrative career as a zoning consultant, and juries deliberate more than magic 8-balls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lunia and Surnai's national animal is the Surnia, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The 3 Stars and a flower.

Lunia and Surnai is ranked 4,297^th in the world and 4^th in The Everlasting Kawaii Empire for Most Cultured, scoring 172 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.