The Incorporated States of Lunavarius is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by CEO Black with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.726 billion Lunavariusians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lunavarius City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Lunavariusian economy, worth an astonishing 12,996 trillion lunas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 335,613 lunas, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,130,120 per year while the poor average 3,189, a ratio of 981 to 1.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, and fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lunavarius's national animal is the grey mantle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lunavarius is ranked 305,912^th in the world and 2^nd in Zetegen for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -24 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.